Earthworm Envy is a rare collection of essays, videos, poetry, and photos of the endlessly fascinating subjects of OMELETS, bicycles, travel (in the broadest sense of the word) and worm worshipping, a.ka. farming.
We recommend moving slowly through the site, like a worm, of couse, digesting and leaving fertile soil in your wake. Leave a comment, a donation, or better yet, submit your own creative expressions.
Besides putting their own kinkiness on display for the amusement of cyberworld junkies, the editors wade through e-mails of would-be contributors, choosing their favorites to earn the Earthworm Envy seal of approval.
Excerpt from Latest Essay: Strazzilicious Omelets written by The Strawberry Girl
To usher her way into way into her sophmore effort, the Strawberry Girl decided to take her Fieldwork into another direction. In keeping with the omelet theme, she decided to declare her favorite omelets in some of her favorite American towns. Beware; the Strazzie 'best of five' general voting criterion, which is quite subjective...and created, voted, collected and compiled by the same person. Still, the Strawberry Girl can't help but share some of her best cross-country omelet memories; the good, the bad and the OK.
Excerpt from Latest Essay: Swan Falls can be Fun without Petrol and Booze
When I reach the rim of the canyon and look down onto Swan Falls, I feel like a vegetarian who has walked into a steak house to find a green local salad bar with a sesame grilled tofu vegetarian option.
